I had an open turkey sandwich, which consisted of two stale slices of white bread, piled with sandwich turkey, covered in packet gravy. Served with instant mash. Gross.

And their “world famous cheesecake” – which I went for – was distinctly average and grainy. I have many better ones, I’ve had better ones in the same month. Very disappointing.

Also – NYC restaurants close at 10.30pm as a rule – wassupwitdat?